I was very much in control until you showed up and begged to be captain. I knew you will mess things up, I had that gut feeling so I said no to you. Then you protested and called me all sorts of names, that i was Mean, Selfish, Manipulative, Inconsiderate and Evil. I was unperturbed and i stood my grounds of not letting you take control.
Truth is I always thought you were weak at making decisions and besides you have never been in control anyway (not that i have ever allowed you to) and besides i have been doing this for many years. Why would i ever give up my presidency and to a weaker party too. Hell no....not without a fight which i knew you could never win. I underestimated you though, just when i thought i had won, you partnered with Miss Body and Mr Trust and formed a coalition government against me(Body who doesn't get comfortable with anyone and treats everybody like they suffer from leprosy?) Wow you really surprised me Heart, how did you pull that off? What did you say to convince Body because the last time i checked I always had to force and beg her to participate in any project I offered her even if they pay was good.. As for Trust i wasn't at all surprised, he had always led me down every time i used him and i had rebuked him each time too. Knew i wasn't exactly a fan of his but Body?? hm mm.....Must have cost you an arm and a leg. Anyway I was forced to step down against my will as you proudly took over and told me you will teach me how its done.(You??...teach Me??..... smh)
I tried to warn you of the impending danger but you wouldn't listen. Body was there to defend you each time and as for Trust i can bet he dug the hole in which you fell in. I knew I will definately be doing "the I Told You So" dance but I didn't know it was going to be this soon. A year was all it took for you to destroy everything i had worked hard for, I must confess i am still in shock over some of the things you did whiles in control. Since when did you start thinking?? Since when did a heart think? Like Seriously?? Breaking all the rules i set and even involving our best friends when they already had troubles of their own? When did you ever see me talking to friends about my affairs? I wouldn't even admit when my ego is bruised, not to myself, or the offender and much less to friends? It doesn't ever get that far but thanks to you , i am now perceived as a weakling. I am ashamed and embarrassed at your choice of doing things and i feel like a complete idiot. I used to be held in very high esteem amongst all my friends, Eve even says she never knew i was this weak. Ah! I am even beginning to wonder if you ever wanted to be in charge to prove that you are a better person that i was or it was just to get back at me for not ever giving you the chance to run affairs the way you wanted to. Whatever it was, clearly you have failed at both because it was you Heart that got burnt and not me. I know these people and I know how to handle them and if it were me, I would have left long before the fire even started. How could you play yourself like that, what were you thinking?? Oops.... forgot you don't have any brains.
Wish i wouldn't have to clean up after you, but my big ego wouldn't let me be if i don't redeem myself from this shame you have brought unto us.I want to say that you are ruined forever because that is what you deserve but no, I wont be that harsh. With my veto power, I have re-instated myself and from today you shall only do what i say. Every decision you make will be run by me , and i will only allow it if its fine by me. If i dont agree, we wont proceed with negotiations with any client even if your life depended on it. You used to be second in command after me but for what you have done, your place will now be last or second last depending on the agreement you and Mr. Trust come to. Don't really care what your understanding might be as long as i still remain at the head of affairs.
Now with much pleasure, let me show you how its going to be from today. I will be the first point of contact for every client and they will go under my very stern scrutiny where I wouldn't hesitate to use my very unique traits(*wink*) Most of them I believe will not live to see or meet you and you will never know of their existence.(hihihihhhi....evil laugh) Lets just say I am doing you a favour, don't want you to get burnt again. Back to business, after the client has passed my stage and i deem it fit to promote him to the next stage, I will refer him to Miss Eyes to also evaluate him, She will say if the client is pleasurable to the eye. I haven't ever involved Miss Eyes in my decision making but i think its about time she also had her say. From meeting the eye, he will then have to go through Miss Body, to find out if she is comfortable with the way he handles his business( if you know what i mean.....hehehehehehe) It will be only after all these stages will he then meet you(Heart) and from there you decide what you want to do. It will be in your best interest to entertain him ooo... Because like him or not once we have all agreed and for him to have gotten this far, you just have to comply. You and Mr. trust can then trash out your differences as to who gets last.
So, except for some miraculous reasons where you(heart) get to meet a client first before Head, Eyes, and Body. It's tadaaaa.....!!!!! and please wait for your turn patiently.....lol
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