Do Unto Others...

....So my bestie has this way of getting my attention on Whatsapp which i find very bizarre. Most times she usually has nothing important to say to me. She only enjoys my frustration when she does that. Sometimes her invasion is during the day when I am at work or when I am just lazying about. Either way, I still find it very irritating. I often want to ignore her but the fact is she doesn't stop until I respond and when I do, she is either defensive or plays victim. Imagine your phone beeping every quarter of a second and to think that you were peacefully asleep...smh. She calls me Koi or KK and I call her N'Ama and this is how she goes about her "abusive invasion" of my rather quiet life...

11/08/2013 23:43:10 N'Ama: Koi
11/08/2013 23:43:11 N'Ama: Koi 
11/08/2013 23:43:13 N'Ama: Koi
11/08/2013 23:43:14 N'Ama: Koi
11/08/2013 23:43:17 N'Ama: Koi
11/08/2013 23:43:21 N'Ama: Koi
11/08/2013 23:43:23 N'Ama: Koi
11/08/2013 23:43:26 N'Ama: Koi
11/08/2013 23:43:30 N'Ama: Koi
11/08/2013 23:43:34 N'Ama: Koi
11/08/2013 23:43:39 N'Ama: Poke
11/08/2013 23:43:41 N'Ama: Poke
11/08/2013 23:43:45 N'Ama: Poke
11/08/2013 23:43:51 N'Ama: Poke
11/08/2013 23:43:53 N'Ama: Poke
11/08/2013 23:43:55 N'Ama: Poke
11/08/2013 23:43:59 N'Ama: Poke
11/08/2013 23:44:02 N'Ama: KK
11/08/2013 23:44:05 N'Ama: KK
11/08/2013 23:44:06 N'Ama: KK 
11/08/2013 23:44:07 N'Ama: Kk 
11/08/2013 23:44:09 N'Ama: KK
11/08/2013 23:44:11 N'Ama: Koi 
11/08/2013 23:44:12 N'Ama: Koi
11/08/2013 23:44:14 N'Ama: Koi
11/08/2013 23:44:16 N'Ama: Koi 

My response...  

 11/08/2013 23:45:03 Koi: Wat is it? why r u shouting my name? Why?? 
11/08/2013 23:45:30 N'Ama: Not shouting, wer did u hear my voice? I'm only typing.. 

At another time she plays victim to my response and says 

" Why r u shouting at me?I was jst checking on U" 

Like hell you were! kmt 

So it happened that I badly needed to talk to my friend. 

Though urgent, one look at the time and I knew it was a bit too late to call 

anyone. Thought she must be tired from school and work. I decided to get to 

get in touch the next day instead. The following morning at around 9am I sent 

her a whatsapp. Once, twice...no response. Honestly I just wanted to get her 

attention and talk to her but then I got an idea to give her a dose of her 

own medicine. 

This was me...

13/09/2013 09:05:34 Koi: N'Ama
13/09/2013 09:05:35 Koi: N'Ama
13/09/2013 09:05:37 Koi: N'Ama
13/09/2013 09:05:38 Koi: N'Ama
13/09/2013 09:05:40 Koi: N'Ama
13/09/2013 09:05:41 Koi: N'Ama
13/09/2013 09:05:43 Koi: N'Ama
13/09/2013 09:05:45 Koi: N'Ama
13/09/2013 09:05:47 Koi: N'Ama

13/09/2013 09:05:50 Koi: N'Ama
13/09/2013 09:05:53 Koi: N'Ama
13/09/2013 09:05:55 Koi: N'Ama

13/09/2013 09:05:57 Koi: Poke
13/09/2013 09:05:59 Koi: Poke
13/09/2013 09:06:03 Koi: Poke

13/09/2013 09:06:06 Koi: Poke
13/09/2013 09:06:10 Koi: Poke
13/09/2013 09:06:14 Koi: N'Ama

13/09/2013 09:06:19 Koi: N'Ama
13/09/2013 09:06:23 Koi: N'Ama
13/09/2013 09:06:25 Koi: N'Ama

13/09/2013 09:06:29 Koi: N'Ama
13/09/2013 09:06:34 Koi: N'Ama
13/09/2013 09:06:39 Koi: N'Ama

Her response after 5 minutes...

13/09/2013 09:10:45 N'Ama: WTF!!!!